if you have to ask the room for permission to be honest — this isn't for you.

if you're looking for a soft, fluffy retreat where you sip cacao and journal about your inner child for six days — also not for you.

this is for the ones who feel like they've been screaming underwater their entire life. the misfits, the rebels, the leaders, the ones who grew up too much for normal but had to shrink to survive it. the ones with a fire in their chest that nothing has touched yet.

if that's you, you already know.

i don't do day-by-day breakdowns. structure is what kills the magic.

what i CAN tell you: it's six full days inside a private jungle estate in bali. it's 22 humans. it's me, holding you to the highest standard of integrity i've ever held — out of love.

some days will be 14 hours of activations, transmissions, breakthroughs. some days will be water gun fights and karaoke and rage letters. you won't know what's next. that's the point.

the unknown is where you crack open.

no ayahuasca. no cacao ceremonies. no chanting in a circle pretending we're enlightened.

i talk about god — a lot. but not in a religious way. god, for me, is the field. the source. the audacity. the unshakeable intelligence that runs through everything.

you can call it whatever you want. source. consciousness. spirit. truth. the work doesn't care what name you use. it works because you show up.

at my last retreat in november — i sent two people back on the second day.

not because i'm cruel. because i take the integrity of my containers seriously. my experiences aren't vacation spots where you pick which parts you feel like attending. they're designed to maximize YOUR transformation — and that requires every soul in the room to be 100% in.

90% commitment is disrespectful — to you, to me, to the field we're building together. i'd rather you not come at all than come halfway.

in return — i'm 100% in too. if it takes 14 hours holding space for you to break through, i hold the 14 hours.

real talk — every person at my last retreat had a reason it "wasn't the right time" before they said yes.

there's a 3-payment plan ($1177 × 3) to make it accessible without doing the whole "sell a kidney" thing. but if you genuinely can't swing it right now — i love you, and you should wait. coming in stressed about money will pollute the experience.

if it's not the money but the FEAR of the money — that's a different conversation. that's the exact frequency this work breaks. faith and audacity are muscles. you build them by doing the thing your fear says you can't.

private luxury jungle estate in ubud. shared accommodation — 2 baddies per room. all meals + drinks (non-alcoholic). 24/7 in-house staff, chefs, housekeeping, security.

your YES includes: airport pick-up by private chauffeur, one 60-minute balinese massage, custom planet AP merch + gift bag, professional photos & footage, exclusive access to an entire river, swimming pool, yoga shala, ice bath, spa, lounge — just for us.

no outsiders. no leaking energy. the field stays sealed.

yes — those are on you. flights to/from bali, visa, travel insurance, and any pre-retreat hotel if you arrive early. once you sign up, you'll get a full FAQ sheet with details on logistics, what to pack, what to expect — everything.

you sign up. you book your flights. you send us the deets. we got the rest.

scared is GOOD. scared means it matters.

every single person who's walked through this fire was terrified the day they signed up. every single one. and every single one walked out of bali rewritten.

fear is your body recognizing something is about to change. that's the signal you've been waiting for. don't run from it. run toward it.

perfect. neither am i.

i don't fit any "guru" mold. i curse. i throw water gun fights. i scream during karaoke. i talk to god like a best friend who roasts me back. i'm the least monk-coded leader you'll ever meet.

this isn't about being "spiritual enough." it's about being honest enough to admit you've been suffocating in a life that was never yours.

you live differently. immediately.

you'll notice the world bends around you. opportunities fall out of the sky. people get magnetized to you. money chases you. abundance prioritizes you.

not because i waved a wand — because you stopped bending backwards for the world. you'll never chase a bitch again. you'll never lower the standard for who god put you here to be again.

you'll wake up knowing you're finally living the life you came here to live. and that, beloved — is everything.